He is the leather of a basketball
He is the soft milk of a protein shake [pause]
He is the juice in a red steak [pause]
He is the steering wheel in a car
He is the light brown peanut butter in a reeses cup [pause]
He is the name of a strong tasting beer
He ist he voice of hip hop music [apparently my father is biggie now?-___-]
He is the writer in the newspaper
He is the letter keys of a blackberry
He is the laughter in a comedy
He is my dad
ahahhaahahah i’m laughing so hard
I AM BESIDE MYSELF LOL
Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can’t remember her name = The life of Rihanna
lmfao pooor thing -__-
Masturbate sleepy. I dozed off in the middle of it. Then woke up later with my dick still in my hands like:
Was I raped??
lmfaoooooooo ommmggg! hahahahahah
You get into an argument with someone. And for just a split second you think about choking the shit out of them. But then you snap out of it and stare at them like
You really have no idea how close I was to killing you. Do you?
that was PERFECTION
You sit back like, “Yeah Christina’s gonna shut it down! This is gonna be good.”
Then she fucks up the lyrics.
And she misses those notes at the end, and just screams to cover it up.
And then she stands there all proud like she just did something.
OMG I swear this is EXACTLY how I felt
i just died